Raising Owen and Jay

On the third day of second grade, Owen cut the laces off his new shoes.  Initially he claimed that the laces came untied and he simultaneous...

Owen "accidentally" kicked his shoe onto the roof of  the babysitter's neighbor's two-story home.  He says he was just ...

Over heard as the boys were hurdling the arm of the couch: Owen:  It's training for your nuts. Jay: So you can jump over pointy fences...

Jay wore jeans to field day at school.  He said he didn't care if they got messed up but he didn't want his sweat pants to get ruine...

Owen:  Mommy, Jay farted on my wrestler for no reason!

Me: Owen, if your brother jumped off a bridge would you jump too? Owen:  Yes, I can swim.

I was working with Jay on a fraction word problem.  Quinton ate 1/4 of a pizza.  Abe at 1/2.  Who ate more?   Me: Would you rather have hal...