Mommy's Know Because...

Owen asked me the other day if wrestlers were allowed to punch. I told him no but he didn't believe me. We started the "yes they do" "no they don't" exchange until I finally told him to listen to me because, "I have been on this planet a lot longer than you have." So for the rest of the day, when I answered Owen's other questions, he responded with, "You know mommy because you have been on this planet longer than me."

I Don't Speak English

I told Owen to stop playing around and get dressed. He told me, "Mommy, I don't speak English."

Church

Owen sunk to a new low at church. The boys usually act up in church for the 15 minutes they are there before going downstairs to church school. Owen couldn't sit still during the "time for all ages" at the front of the church, so the Reverend had him sit on her lap during that time.